The Dilapidated Diva chanteuse cabaret overload is entertainment like no other.

This brilliant duo takes the audience on a roller coaster ride, tearing a hole in the

universe we all know and share. The show is so hearty, it will have your heart racing

triple time with laughter, powerhouse songs, hilarity, and a touch of outrage at the

contradictions of humanity. But through it all, it returns to the most important thing of

all...LOVE.

The Dilapidated Diva

Cleaning the bar and singing with full support from the crew Bar Open’s 25th Birthday 2023

WINNER of Melbourne Comedy Festival Best Newcomer Award, Best of the Melbourne Fringe, Green Room Award for Most Outstanding Cabaret Show Terra Paradiso & Melbourne Int Festival Mentorship Program

The Dilapidated Diva is chanteuse cabaret overload – imagine being sung lullaby’s by your grandmother who is the trans love child of Medusa & Mini Mouse. Impossible but truly funny – let her wend you with stories, ply you with song & leave an imprint like a strange dream you had as we earthlings dance with the Earth as it reaches its zenith and we start our new journey around the sun again!

 Creation of Melbourne based singer performer Emma Bathgate - the Dilapidated Diva was born on the streets of Fitzroy in the very late 90’s – she has crawled all the great venues of the inner north, sung on trams, in gutters and has performed on stages locally, nationally and one international gig in Istanbul, Turkey - that ended in her being dunked in the Bosporus repeatedly….& left to rot…WELL NOW SHE’S BACK!

SHOWS/FESTIVALS:
Adelaide Cabaret Festival, Melbourne Fringe Festival - too many times, Sydney Cabaret Convention, Melbourne International Comedy Festival, Istanbul strange club somewhere….& seasons residency’s at Bar Open Fitzroy, Yelza Bar Gertrude St Fitzroy, Toff In Town, Butterfly Club, Black Cat, Trades Hall, Black Box Arts Centre, Theatre Works & gutters streets of NAARM Melbourne….& many private birthdays, births, lives and death life celebrations.

Great friendships: Pianist guiding light Justin Holland is the other half in this friends ship - providing the beautiful cadences, rhythms and melodic rolling landscapes for the Diva to cavort on. No place too dark, to sticky or too deep for him to dive into…..

In The Beginning: The Dilapidated Diva was born from Emma Bathgate’s maelstrom mind heart- sprung from now where and everywhere. SHE is the worlds smallest biggest FRONT PERSON. SHE was conceived in a plastic shopping bag of pop culture & history’s iconic femme fatals, birthed from the irony of deadly colonisation, & brung forth lamenting from her almighty MAW….sent to have you laughing until you cry!

MUSICIAN’S that have given their life blood: Jim Dunlop, Dan Witton, Justin Holland, Patrick Boullard, Phil Carroll & Fran Evans.

DRAMATURGE’S who have contributed to Diva evolutions: Dan Witton, Yoni Prior, Barry Laing & Glynis Angel.